oreilysamcro:

"I can’t stop you,i’ve got no arms"

615 notes   -  19 April 2014


paulthomasandersonn:

Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)

51,005 notes   -  19 April 2014


sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

335,097 notes   -  19 April 2014


inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

50,201 notes   -  19 April 2014

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
102,763 notes   -  19 April 2014

paintgod:

the john green ass metaphor piss take posts are making me laugh so hard we need more keep it at this quality level always please

294 notes   -  19 April 2014


1,346 notes   -  16 April 2014

I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.” Steve Buscemi
18,638 notes   -  16 April 2014


anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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52,510 notes   -  16 April 2014

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

191,866 notes   -  16 April 2014


*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

232,340 notes   -  16 April 2014