Leonardo DiCaprio embarrassing himself at the Coachella 2014 (x)
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
the john green ass metaphor piss take posts are making me laugh so hard we need more keep it at this quality level always please
these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING