1. to never judge another based upon what she does with her vagina (sex or otherwise).
2. to always let help during a bathroom crisis (tampon? bobby pin? I got you).
3. to not immediately view every woman as competition.
I may still judge you because your outfit is fucked (I never said I was a saint), but this is my solemn vow.
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
What’s so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it’s the currency of the world. Closer (2004)
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
CHARLOTTE Why do you have to be with your opposite, why cant similar people be together? BOB Because that would be too easy.